Surviving the zombie apocalypse can be tough. Especially if you don’t know what you’re doing (no offense), but that’s why you’re here. Best Zombie Weapons is here to help. Choosing a zombie-killing tool can make for some tough decision as well. There are SO MANY choices to choose from. Knives, swords, machetes, axes, baseball bats, tomahawks, crossbows, bows, and LOTS more. Trust me. Better be safe than sorry, right? These zombie weapons will get you out of ANY zombie situation. They have been field tested in many different scenarios and have been PROVEN to kill zombies as easily as possible (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be awesome?!) They really kill zombies though, just look at them.
Anyways, here are the Top 5 Must-Have Zombie Weapons
1) Ka-Bar Black Kukri Machete
I’m sure you’ve heard of Ka-Bar, right? Well they are the golden AK47 equivalent to machetes. Top of the line goodness right here. This Kukri Machete is one of the highest quality machetes money can buy. It’s thick, sharp, powerful, and portable. Highly recommended in a zombie apocalypse. This machete would be extremely effective at cutting through zombie bones or skulls. Also extremely effective at cutting down brush, branched, or anything in your way. Best of all? It doesn’t run out of ammo.
2)United Cutlery Apocalypse Tactical Tomahawk
This United Cutlery Apocalypse Tactical Tomahawk was specifically made for mowing down zombies with ease. It’s probably one of the most BAD ASS tomahawks out there. The bright green handle gives it that zombie fighting vibe. It has an axe side and an extremely sharp point on the opposite side. Perfect for those fast zombie kills. Now, this is a close-range weapon, so you will have to get fairly close to a zombie. That’s where the sharp point side comes in, great for destroying zombie brains. This tomahawk comes with a plastic sheath to keep it sharp and keep you safe when traveling. The grip is also wrapped in paracord to give you that firm, comfortable feel to it.
3) Cold Steel Wakazashi Handle Katana
The old fashion samurai sword or katana. One of my personal favorite zombie killing weapon. When that apocalypse comes, I’ll be sleeping with this thing.In a matter of seconds I’ll be ready for some slicing and dicing. Now, sorry to break the news to you, but a $50 Katana from the dollar store won’t cut it. You would break that thing upon hitting a zombie at impact. YOU need a quality katana, like the one here from Cold Steel. You’ve heard the saying, “You get what you pay for” and skimping out on a QUALITY katana will show that.
4) Cold Steel Brooklyn Smasher
We all know what this is. A baseball bat. But THIS isn’t any ordinary baseball bat. It’s a Cold Steel Brooklyn Smasher. In other words, the ultimate zombie bashing stick. You just can’t go wrong with a baseball bat. Especially one made by Cold Steel, you just can’t beat that. This is a nearly indestructible baseball bat, will never crack, break, rot, or splinter. No maintenance bat means that this thing will last the whole apocalypse. You’ll never get tired of whacking zombies! Batters up!
5) Gerber Gator Machete Pro
As you can see, this machete, made by Gerber, is a special one. It’s a multi-purpose machete for use as an axe, machete, knife, and brush thinner. A MUST-HAVE tool for the zombie apocalypse. It’s light, nimble, and very easy to use. Just remember to ALWAYS keep this baby sharp. You’ll be taking down zombies all day. Use this thing when you’re clearing a house, store, basically anything close quarters, you’ll want this PRO machete no doubt.
That’s it guys, the Top 5 Must-Have Zombie Weapons For The Zombie Apocalypse. Hope you buy ALL of these weapons (or at least one of them), because you don’t want to be stuck with ONLY kitchen knives when the zombie apocalypse rolls around. Stock up on gear and prepare for the worst. Better safe than sorry, don’t say I didn’t warn you (seriously).
Hope you enjoyed this post and happy apocalypse!